New Year’s Resolution List
Tentative Resolutions:
#1: Find someone worth while to be in a relationship with.
#2: Quit being so critical.
#3: Not argue with people as much.
#4: Quit being so nice to everyone.
Self-Proclaimed Resolutions:
#1: Don’t give such a fuck when someone you talk to doesn’t show that they care even two shits about you trying to be nice.
#2: Don’t fall the next person who shows interest in conversation and actually gets to know me.
#3: Quit being such a jealous prick of others who are in lovey-dovey relationships.
Definite Resolutions:
#1: Get a gym membership and actually use it.
#2: Tone my body while maintaining my weight.
#3: Eat out less.
#4: Shop less.
#5: Find a full-time job with benefits.
