Out of my Mind

All About Me

Name: Michael C

Status: Single

Birthday: March 22

Age: 25 yrs-old

Location: Chicago, IL

More About Me

Graduated with a BA in Psychology, concentration in Industrial/Organizational. I'm currently working at a Japanese restaurant as the manager. I can be described as: loud, a shopaholic, outgoing, caring and funny amongst a list of many to just name a few.

Lesser Details

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Favorite Quote

"There is no such thing as a coincidence, there is only the inevitability of events."

Favorite Saying

"Love is like a glass sphere that falls to the ground and shatters into thousands of pieces. As hard as you may try, you won't be able to pick up all the pieces. If you're lucky, you'll get most of it and won't hurt yourself while collecting the smaller pieces. Inevitably, you'll eventually hurt yourself while trying to collect all the shattered pieces of the sphere. But after all the hard work, you can piece it back together. Although it may not be the same, it's something that you put your heart and soul into."
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14. do you have any kinks? 20. do you sleep partially/fully naked? 38. what kind of underwear do you normally wear? 78. do you own any sex toys?
maikeruchen maikeruchen Said:

14: Not that I know of… Unless you consider luring people into doing stuff a kink =P

20. I sleep fully clothed. Feels weird to sleep naked or even partially naked to me.

38. I wear briefs. I’m actually switching over to boxer-briefs soon. Going to try ‘em out

78. Nope, don’t want to own any either.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
11,76,67?
maikeruchen maikeruchen Said:

11. Do you like having your anus touched?
- Depends on my mood.

76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
- Yes to both.

67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
- Capital H-E-L-L NO! -_-;

Asker Anonymous Asks:
89 - 92?
maikeruchen maikeruchen Said:

89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
- I would think that I’m fairly decent at sex. I haven’t had a complaint as of yet, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t room for improvement.

90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
- Yes, I have.

91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
- Yes.

92. Have you have phone sex?
- Just twice… I think.

Ya’ll don’t need to go on anon, I don’t bite =P

Asker Anonymous Asks:
7-10?
maikeruchen maikeruchen Said:

7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
- No, I’m not. I don’t even think any one has ever hit my g-spot.

8. Answered.

9. Do you like having your balls touched?
- Depends. If you’re gently doing it, sure. If you’re being rough, probably not.

10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
- To a certain extent.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
1,2,8,17,18
maikeruchen maikeruchen Said:

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
- Sex

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
- Neck, ear, lips, nipples and penis.

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
- Hmm… I’d have to say somewhat underrated. Handjobs aren’t exactly the most exciting thing in the world, but if it gets the job done :D

17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
- Oddly enough, I do not. I find it really weird.

18. Have you had sex in the shower?
- Yes.

  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  • 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
  • 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
  • 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
  • 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
  • 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  • 9. Do you like having your balls touched?
  • 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
  • 11. Do you like having your anus touched?
  • 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
  • 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
  • 14. Do you have any kinks?
  • 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
  • 16. Do you pee in the shower?
  • 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  • 18. Have you had sex in the shower?
  • 19. Do you like being naked?
  • 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  • 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
  • 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
  • 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
  • 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  • 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  • 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
  • 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
  • 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  • 29. How many sexual partners have you had?
  • 30. How often do you masturbate?
  • 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
  • 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  • 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
  • 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
  • 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
  • 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
  • 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
  • 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  • 39. Do you ever go commando?
  • 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
  • 41. How big is your penis?
  • 42. Does your penis curve at all?
  • 43. Which testicle hangs lower?
  • 44. How big are your breasts?
  • 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
  • 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
  • 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  • 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
  • 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  • 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
  • 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
  • 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
  • 53. Do you like your butt?
  • 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
  • 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
  • 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  • 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
  • 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
  • 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  • 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
  • 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
  • 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
  • 63. Spit or swallow?
  • 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
  • 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  • 66. Do you "squirt?"
  • 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
  • 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
  • 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
  • 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
  • 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
  • 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  • 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
  • 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
  • 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  • 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  • 78. Do you own any sex toys?
  • 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
  • 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
  • 81. What are your favorite positions?
  • 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  • 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
  • 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
  • 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
  • 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
  • 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
  • 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
  • 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
  • 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  • 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  • 92. Have you have phone sex?
  • 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
  • 94. What's something you like about your body?
  • 95. What's something you dislike about your body?
  • 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
  • 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
  • 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
  • 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
  • 100. Do you often imagine people naked?

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